An Open Letter To Google Alerts
I’m not interested in reading about sports teams or the stock market. Just give me straight ursine terror, please.
Grolar Bears
OH FUCK!
“When I grow up, I want to be a blood-thirsty monster!”
The Man Who Walks With Bears (Video)
Dudes gonna get killed as hell. I’ve seen Grizzly Man.
Ice-Skating Bear Kills Circus Director
“It was unclear what caused the bear to attack.”
NO IT WASN’T.
God sends bears to murder people he doesn’t feel like murdering himself.
Some bears like to hang out on the porch for a bit and digest after eating your grandparents.
